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01-10: "WORSHIP" one sided 7"
11-20: split 5"x7" with TOWERS
21-25: split 7" with MARADONA
26-30: split one sided 7" with SHIT WEATHER
31-43: split tape with TOOTH DECAY
44-58: split tape with HULK SMASH
59-68: "DIMEBAG" 5.5" lathe cut record
69-69: "GAYTHEISM" collection tape
70-70: "SORE THROAT, NAUSEA, & HEADACHE" comp
71-78: "VAGAYTION/GAYCATION" 4" lathe cut record
79-88: "NUNMILK" tape
89-90: "LIKE WEEDS" HHIG tribute comp (unreleased)
91-95: split tape with DRUMS LIKE MACHINE GUNS
96-100: split tape with NIMBUS TERRIFIX

1-10 recorded february 2011
11-20, 63-67 recorded march 2011
21-25, 59-62 recorded april 2011
26-43, 70 recorded june/july 2011
44-58, 69 recorded august 2011
68 recorded september 2011
71-78 recorded october 2011
79-88, 91-95 recorded december 2011
89-90 recorded january 2012
96-100 recorded january 2012

Lyrics:
WORSHIP
1. CIS SIX SIC it doesn't matter anymore what i think or i feel. my time for destruction is over. it's time to own up and take responsibility. cis.
2. TRAIN WRECK i'm a fuck up who gets fucked up. too drunk to shut up. i'm a train wreck. this is not a romantic thing. i am drinking myself into something else. i'm a train wreck.
3. SELFISH AND ARROGANT this is it? now you think you can just abandon a living thing like littered trash? in a serious way, you're a selfish and arrogant asshole.
4. I PRAY TO YOU, DOG
5. UNSYMPATHETIC sympathy? i have none and never will. private practice fucks.
6. RAPE WHISTLE PART II thanks again for the cliff and short rope. hung out to dry like a bleached bone.
7. DONATION TO THE DEAF (jenny piccolo)
8. HUMYN RIGHT murder? fuck you. it's a womyn's right.
9. BURNED DOWN / PISSED ON everything that you say and do makes me want to burn it down and piss on it's ashes.
10. KUATO LIVES open your mind. shut your mouth.

TOWERS SPLIT
11. UNTITLED with no judgement from others or ourselves. to love and be loved
12. UNTITLED to let our guard down even to family and friends, let alone anyone new.
13. UNTITLED fucked, shit on and worse
14. UNTITLED to exist without worry.
15. UNTITLED that continue to be harmful waste of matter.
16. UNTITLED i've dreamt of a place an time where we're all safe
17. UNTITLED to be who and what
18. UNTITLED we really are
19. UNTITLED we'll never be starved of positive affection
20. UNTITLED to be equal in all forms. exile the fucks

MARADONA SPLIT
21. BOOK BURNT BLACK this is what it's all about. this is what it is. idol worship/nasum god. fuck the trends and burn everything in our way. now your book has been burnt black. it's ashes have blown away and will never be back.
22. DEAD PIGS blue bled to death you won't resurrect.
23. FOREVER QUEER it's time for us to stand and react. we're here again as if we never left. we never did and we're making it more apparent.
24. BIRTH NAME that is my real name, asshole. as if it is any business of yours what i choose to call myself. why does it matter?
25. GENERATIONS OF VOMIT hir talons rip the skys paunch, gutting it, turning it's silver-lining black. raining guts and gore on all of the believers. how the blood boils (and) seeps through the cracks. they're chocking on bile from what they have said. chocking on gallons of vomit passed down for generations.

SHIT WEATHER SPLIT
26. GET 'EM FIXED castrate all these fucks with too much testosterone and 'power' and feed their parts to the dogs.
27. 1,000 FOOT TALL SISSY BOUNCE what the fuck is right! let's dance!
28. ENDLESS PAYMENT FOR FUCKED i'll pay my taxes when things are free for the people that need it until then you wont get one cent from me.
29. BURGER PAWS TOMO dogs with opposable thumbs. taking off collars and picking your locks, breeding you for vanity and accessories. run for your fucking life.
30. TAKING CARE OPIPARO BUSINESS its never enough is it? serial killers all wearing a uniform and their carelessness on their sleeve. destroying homes and claiming they're fixing things. you're here to help? kill yourself.

TOOTH DECAY SPLIT
31. NO GENDER / JUST FRIENDS he wasn't dead, but even if he was you had your friends. and thats all you need.
32. BOTTOM POWER work it. work it gurl. work your rights. know your rights. learn your rights. fuck the haters.
33. KILL COPS a life with people that dont abuse and hurt others. in short: no cops. no gods.
34. GLITTERFUCKED here i go again. trying to make sense of whats between my legs. i do, i dont, i do. i dont. here they go again. thoughts of transitioning. born into a body privileged and fucked.
35. WE'VE ALL BEEN DEMONIZED PART II we've all been demonized, fucked, shit on and worse by the people we are raised to trust.
36. ARMPITS AND ASSHOLES burn all deodorants and perfumes and all things making you 'attractive' there's no reason to cover up what you are. fuck pleasing the normal.
37. TRAIN WRECK PART II fucking wasted with nothing important to say. in a blurred world of regrets. drinking to death. a toast to death.
38. OTHER MEANINGS FOR THE WORD "NO" no!
39. BONG WATER The global war on drugs has failed, with devastating consequences for individuals and societies around the world.
40. KILL THE LITTER PIG the scene of a crime where one less litter bug gets to tell me what to do.
41. GOOD DEAD HUMANS the vessel's falling apart while the machine grows stronger. And they're drowning, just to stay a float.
42. DANCE THERAPY i do not give a fuck what night. we're sweating on the floor.
43. INVISIBLE SHIT queer as fucked as me in a safe space with glitter in my gut. you'll have to dig through my shit if you want it back.

HULK SMASH SPLIT
44. ESSENCE (asterisk*)
45. PICK UP REAL CHANGE (xbrainiax)
46. KILLED BY SCHOOL (scholastic deth)
47. BOBBY'S JACKPOT JAMBOREE (spazz)
48. LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (bureaucratic dysentery)
49. THE POLITICAL STRUCTURE IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS... (nasum)
50. WRIST STILL RAW (iron lung)
51. WE LOVE CHOCO-PA (melt banana)
52. DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS (weekend nachos)
53. OUTSIDE IN (his hero is gone)
54. ULCER (crossed out)
55. FUCK CHRISTMAS (hummingbird of death)
56. DRINKING WITH FRIENDS (hellnation)
57. LIFE (no comment)
58. HOLY OF HOLIES (ottawa)

DIMEBAG
59. GETCHA PULL
60. BLIND AS GOD blind as god as you. when is the next end your date detects? wrong again. you keep stepping in your own shit. surprise, youre wrong again.
61. NO SOUND GUY we're doing just fine on our own. we dont need any help from you to sound like shit
62. JUSTIFIABLE REASONS TO MURDER in my most beautiful dream i murdered michael vick and everyone cheered.
63. DEMONIZED AND FUCKED we've all been demonized
64. FUCKING STONED by the people we are
65. NBGAY JAMZ making it almost impossible
66. WHO STARTS SMOKING WEED AT 30? raised to trust
67. NEW YEARS PUKE PARTY again. never again.
68. DIMEBAG

GAYTHEISM
69. CHIPQUIRREL i i i wanna go go go all the way to australia, where certain friends reside. certain friends that will be my friends forever.

SORE THROAT, NAUSEA, & HEADACHE compilation
70. GOD FOOD/GOD SHIT ???

VAGAYTION/GAYCATION
71. SEVEN DAYS WITH DONKEY 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days of fun.
72. SUMMER OF HEDONISM trampoline beds. gay street. animal style. fuck.
73. AUTUMN OF SODOM colleen green muscle beach venice strip smoking weed santa monica pier ferris wheels we almost got free beer i fucked up
74. YOU HAD ME AT 'WOOF' todays special: mar'grrrrr'itas
75. MOON JIZZ IN THE DARK ROOM drink moon jizz/ifer lopez got spanked
76. MAR'GRRRR'ITAVILLE walks of shame feel longer up hill
77. WE LOST OUR CAR PARTS I & II we lost our car two times
78. THE BEST PART OF GAYGAYTION congratulations hudsons! may your love last forever!

NUNMILK
79. MY EARS ARE TOTALLY FUCKED turn that shit all the way up. it's never loud enough,
80. GAY MAGIC can you handle all the glitter you'll have on you after our show? come in clean, leave a queen. sashay! shante!
81. MS. ANTHROPE IF YOU'RE NASTY i murdered them all. all the sympathy and hope then gave birth to a misanthrope. fucked, sad and aimless. dead and lost with no goals.
82. DEAD SEEDS a vasectomy will be my gift to myself and the world. stop fucking breeding.
83. BLASTBEATPHEMY hail our lord dog.
84. NO FUCKS GIVEN how much does it matter? who fucking cares? if you if you if you if you would shut up and listen. you'd learn the answer is not at all
85. DEAD PIGS PART II i'll never have respect for you. i don't care if you're one of the 'good ones' because there's no such thing.
86. PINK HEELS you had your belt around my neck and your hand in my purse. give me my money / breath back. i'm buying some 5" bad betch heels.
87. AMBER VAPOR water torture
88. KEEP GRINDIN' the more fucked up shit i hear the more i want. mainlined. give me more noise.

LIKE WEEDS: A TRIBUTE TO HIS HERO IS GONE
89. UNLEASH (his hero is gone)
90. PARANOIA SECURED (his hero is gone)

DRUMS LIKE MACHINE GUNS SPLIT
91. LARGENEST 5IXSTH MERNOTS EVIES more bleeding ears more fucked up jams fuck everything more splits with friends here we go again bringing noise with no fucks given. fuck everything.
92. DRUMS LIKE MACHINED BUNS have you listended to other side of this split yet? it's drums like machined buns
93. VULGAR DISPLAY OF PANDA BEAR whitney needed a friend on her should more than me. panda bear lives on in my fucking heart.
94. SATAN'S GAY BABY, THANK DOG again and again you choose their choice. an actual choice. something that can be researched and chosen. not something you're born with. god's a choice. god's not gay.
95. SMOKE DOPE/SMOKE COPS (again) no gods no cops. kill everyone of them who gives a fuck. i write all this shit when im existentialist drunk. smoke dope. kill cops. steal everything (but not from mom and pop) and don't litter.

NIMBUS TERRIFIX SPLIT
96. TRANS PARENT taxes going toward the right shit.
97. PANDA BEAR WILL LIVE FOREVER i've watched you grow up and fall apart but know you'll be around for-fucking-ever
98. FUCKED AND FORLORN FOREVER i'm totally fucked.
99. FUCK THE PIGS PART II kill the pigs!
100. BLASTBEATPHEMY PART II well here it goes. what the fuck. epic shit. you just got blasted.